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Lang'ata Land Grabbing According to the Print and Social Media

Volume 12, Issue 1  | 
Published 01/07/2015
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Ati someone has grabbed my heart,She has been SINGHing for me  #NgiluSinghJokes  — Kenn Eddy Krezi (@Kenneddykrezi) January 23, 2015 

How do private developers get rid of protestors on grabbed land? A. By Gas-Singh#NgiluSinghJokesn— Betty Waitherero (@bettywaitherero)January 22, 2015

What do you call a style or method of cooking, especially as characteristic of a particular country? Cui Singh (Cuisine) #NgiluSinghJokes — Githinji Epik Kenyan (@PoliticsKE) January 22, 2015

When Your BaELess, You Are! A. SInghLe! #NgiluSinghJokes — Thee Day Dreamer! (@JoSSieVaLentinO) January 22, 2015

Name 1 method of keeping Milking cows A: ZeroGra-Singh #NgiluSinghJokespic.twitter.com/SUD3dsUUB2” — Follow IG:@XtianDela (@xtiandela) January 22, 2015

Hectic day & finally got round to looking at twitter. Eish #NgiluSinghJokes awesome. I’m reading everySingh before I sleep. — Caroline Mutoko (@CarolineMutoko) January 22, 2015

What do you term as the act of spilling mursik from chebarbar A. misuSINGH#NgiluSinghJokes#RT— Larry Asego (@LarryAsego) January 22, 2015

What do you call a land grabber in shock? Surpri Singh! (surprising) #NgiluSinghJokes— Peter Wakaba (@peterwakaba) January 22, 2015

Credit: https://kiss100.co.ke/hilarious-kenyans-on-twitter-on-ngilusinghjokes/

 

Ruto WhatsApp status; 'I will Singh & Rejoice in the Lord.'

— kisauti ® (@kevoice_) January 22, 2015

Singh is believing. #NgiluSinghJokes

 

— shaffie weru (@ShaffieWeru)January 22, 2015

What do you call an Indian who can sing Khan Singh #NgiluSinghJokes

 

— Ndeti (@CharlesNdeti) January 22, 2015

Haiya—->@peterwakaba#NgiluSinghJokes What dyu call a land grabber lying in an open school field? Relak singh.”

 

— James Smart (@jamessmat)January 22, 2015

What do you call a land grabber in shock? Surpri Singh! (surprising)#NgiluSinghJokes

 

— Peter Wakaba (@peterwakaba) January 22, 2015

BrowSINGH about land grabbing in Kenya and Google directs me to#NgiluSinghJokes

 

— john odande (@jodande) January 22, 2015

Q : Name 1 method of keeping Milking cows A: ZeroGra-Singh#NgiluSinghJokes pic.twitter.com/RMWovPQoXv

 

— Williez De Viruz (@BhingyWilliez) January 22, 2015

Teacher: What's the present tense of Arap Sang? Student: Arap SINGH!#NgiluSinghJokes

 

— The Keyboard Warior (@AbdimalikOdowa) January 22, 2015

Hahahahahaha, now this is just sick! #dead "@OdmAlert: Q: Chamge! A: MiSingh #NgiluSinghJokes pic.twitter.com/QJIcDZaoCL"

 

— Winston Asige (@Stoned3) January 22, 2015

"Hahah.mmm: #NgiluSinghJokes land grabbers browSINGH now be like…pic.twitter.com/qpNFyr11qp"

 

— Japhet Chome™ (@jeffchome) January 22, 2015

Huyo private developer asked min of land nani anamiliki ile shamba iko karibu na shule ya msiNGHi? #NgiluSinghJokes

 

— bob gacheru (@bob3nesta)January 22, 2015

One last one Q. When you erect an illegal wall on grabbed land you are…? A. Fen-Singh #NgiluSinghJokes

 

— © catch a fire (@daemonboy2) January 22, 2015

Q- i am a not married, I don't have a girlfriend What am I? A- SINGHle#NgiluSinghJokes

 

— Prince Georgetown (@PGeorgetown) January 22, 2015

"@iGitz_: hahahahaha "@sweetwhiskey: LMFAO"@LordKelvin273: Lmao.pic.twitter.com/lpniIHahfu""" That red spot. Haha… #NgiluSinghJokes

 

— Eric Mwiti (@Ericc_Mwiti) January 22, 2015

#NgiluSinghJokes pic.twitter.com/OFbnzOqEq4

 

— Konje (@konjeh) January 22, 2015

 Did you ever read this book?>> “Masomo ya M-SINGH-I ” #NgiluSinghJokespic.twitter.com/DrtCPYxo3g

 

— Asha Sitati (@Ashamiss) January 22, 2015

Credit: http://nairobiwire.com/2015/01/hilarious-compilation-of-the-best-ngilu-singh-jokes.html

 

On SMS

The names of the true land grabbers are mis-singh

How do you become a land grabber in Kenya? By Practi-singh

When you erect an illegal wall on grabbed land you are? Fen-singh

 

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